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[deathbysnusnu]

[corvis]

this doesn't sound like a trap or anything

[corvis]

Megumi I swear to god if this is from you or you used my number for some spam signup form for free food—!!!?

gorg0n.cre

[deathbysnusnu]

Thank you for signing up for CERES Date!

[deathbysnusnu]

We've found you a match! Click here to see who it is!

Thank you for signing up for CERES Date for Dinah!

[deathbysnusnu]

We've found the cat a match! Click here to see who it is!

Video; 10/20

[littlestbaskerville]

[Lily has learned the art of finding names and this name was one that she picks up on quickly. With a huffy face she looks at the video.]

You're the man that took Master Glen's chain!

[Tact...is not your friend Lily.]

Video; 10/20

[corvis]

...

—Did they really bring you here, too?

[ ffffgffgfgggggggjnfsulxsd oh my god this brat Baskerville tbh what did he do to deserve this plaguing his inbox and her already knowing the device better than he does s-sob ]

Text; [ 10/27 - Before being dragged off ]

[mistified]

Subject: Stinkbrain

DON'T IGNORE ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY YOU ASS ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE

[ Sorry Gil she's just worried... In her own way. ]

Text;

[corvis]

YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY ITD BE A Full tIME
aJOB
Of course I am
where are you anyway!

[ it's okay he's worried too... in his own way as well as maybe about his door she can punch like no one's business ok :( ]

action, post-event!

[harepiece]

[WELL THAT'S EXCELLENT, having his own body back and all, everyone else being back to normal...

So Gilbert's apartment is the first he makes a beeline for, considering A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED and he couldn't do much about it, considering he was stuck floating around as a disembodied voice that couldn't even open doors for himself. In fact, he's taking advantage of the door-opening thing RIGHT NOW to let himself into the apartment again. At least the hour isn't stupid o'clock this time?!]

Gil! I'm coming in!

[He... he says after busting through the door... he's already standing in the living room HI GIL.]

[corvis]

[ for Gil, he really needs to get used to the most inopportune times of being barged in on by Oz. this is proven once again as at this current time he happens to be trying very hard to feed Dinah... because the cat is still here, for some reason. Anyway, it's been something of a standoff, with Dinah up on the kitchen counter, tail flicking with interest as Gil uses a.. uhm, literal shovel to try to get the piece of meat to the cat while maintaining as much distance as possible. It's taken six months for him to get the courage and control to do it this way instead of sneaking around to try bs drop it in her bowl when she isn't there.

Now, at least, the cat is willing to pick the meat up off the shovel and hop down to take it to her plate. But, sometimes she decides if he doesn't do it correctly she jumps into the shove and goes right for his face in joy.

Oz's timing couldn't be better (and by better we mean worse). With Gil already trying to steel himself to not give Dinah the opportunity to harass him on top if getting her meal, he isn't expecting a sudden knock at the door, nevermind Oz just entering.

So, this can only go one way; but there is no one word to describe such. He starts, causing himself to accidentally redistribute his weight but not compensate for the shovel length and weight... so it falters. But, he doesn't want the meat to fall off so he kind of without thinking turns back to try and catch it, meaning he sort of jumps forward... Right into the counter and the awaiting cat. And of course Dinah is all too happy to oblige and ATTACHES TO HIS HEAD.

And Oz will get the only appropriate response to his entrance: Gil screaming in the kitchen before there is a thud and silence.

Yes, entering will have a visual aftermath of Dinah picking up her piece of meat and trotting off to her bowl leaving Gilbert sprawled on the floor and maybe unconscious...

Welcome back Oz...?! ]

You've got mail!

[deathbysnusnu]

offline;

[corvis]

I'm getting so sick of this spa—

offline;

[corvis]

[ wait... ]

offline;

[corvis]

—yeah, no. Like I said.

[ NOPE. NOT FALLING FOR IT. ]

video;

[bigstick]

[ this is oz's fault, by the way. ]

Hey, are you Gilbert?

[ he toooooootally went down the contact list to find a gilbert. there was only one though, so it worked out! ]

video;

[corvis]

[ damn it oz?! ]

Yeah. Can I help you?

these are all text

[madhatted]

=＾● ⋏ ●＾=

[madhatted]

（ΦωΦ）

these are mostly all text for now...

[harepiece]

ଲ( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)ଲ

[harepiece]

(,,◕　⋏　◕,,)

audio, idk the date anymore

[meriter]

[ RING RING banana phone (or Cerevice, w/e), you better pick up, Gilbert, or else he'll call you like fifty different times in a row before declaring you a hoax and/or deceased to all their nearest and dearest. He could just skip the formalities and press Vessalius for information, but it isn't like Nightray to willingly shred semantics.

Anyways, he trusts his adopted brother enough to care about the recent RUMORS and SLANDER concerning their family. Or something. Okay. (That's just a blanket excuse, really.) He waits a full thirty seconds before speaking into the receiving end because he doesn't want to seem that desperate to reach him, so: ]

... Gilbert?

audio, it's ok i can never remember them

[corvis]

[ if anything has happened out the outside world, he probably isn't exactly well familiar of it, considering he's probably been moping like a loser on the floor since megumi's disappearance because despite everything, it was nice someone demanded his attention while oz was playing with his friends...

but, that voice is familiar when it pops up on the cerevice... that and Megumi's cybuddy picks the device up in its beak and wanders over to Gil before smacking the device on his face like a seagull my used a rock on a clam it wants to eat.

which at least gets gil's attention even more, now and excuse him while he has one hand over his face where he was assaulted with this thing while he answers.

Elliot's checking up on him. This doesn't usually happen, but it sure makes his life a lot easier (once he stops being a pathetic male who doesn't even understand why he's so angsty but useless about it), since he'll be really mad at himself that he wasn't trying to take care of everyone for a week... ]

—what's wrong? [ he'd be a little less short if he wasn't about to possibly burst into tears from how hard that stupid raven just clocked him. This thing actually can really hurt... okay. ]

video;

[uncoincidental]

[HI, GIL. As if you don't have enough green-eyed blonde-haired brats in your life already, here's one more sending you a cheerful video message!]

Hi there! So, are you the same Gilbert Nightray who's a huge nerd by day but a suave heartbreaker by night?

[...what the hell has Oz been telling her...]

video;

[corvis]

...The...? W-wait, what, where did you even hear that description?

[ WHAT THE HELL HAS OZ BEEN TELLING HER... ]

text;

[harepiece]

[Guess who got swept up onto the chainmail extravaganza IT'S OZ.]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[corvis]

[ guess who has no idea what a chain mail is...

But no this cute, he's just gonna smile quietly at it, okay. Also he doesn't have five friends so the is that gloomy subtext right there at the end but it's all good, he's not paying much attention to that, anyway!

...you'd think he wonder what this x-ray thing means and whatnot... No, it's convenient to keep his confusion to himself. ]

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

[corvis]

[ like he hasn't heard this gossiping voice in his years before now. He frowns as soon as he hears it, but he listens, anyway...

wow, it was cute from Oz Vessalius; it's really uncute (why do you and Emily gotta make it creepy) from Xerxes Break, excuse Gil a moment... ]

text;

[uncoincidental]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

Because we're friends now, right?

[Yeah... friends...

But that's 3/5 down, Gil!! Surely you can get two more!]

[corvis]

[ omfg what does he even say!! ]


i guess...so... [ failure at its finest. ]

action, ur inbox will never get rid of me...

[harepiece]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS probably stupid o'clock, and yet here Oz is, knocking at Gilbert's apartment door...]

Gil! Open up, I have something for you!

action; my inbox can't quit you even if it wanted to, okok

[corvis]

[ Oz he's beginning to think you might have insomnia or something, do we need to go to the hospital...

he comes to the door and opens it, blinking ( and not sure what he should ask first—oz, why are you still awake or what is it. ]

Oz...?

[ YUP. Perfectly balanced success. ]