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RAVEN (ɴɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ, ɢɪʟʙᴇʀᴛ) ([personal profile] corvis) wrote2014-08-24 12:46 pm

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[personal profile] harepiece 2014-12-31 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[TIME TO GLUE HIMSELF TO GILBERT'S SIDE.

He probably will be sticking close in the coming days, that said, since being without his body had been a more terrifying experience than he'd like to admit. Stuck in a state of quasi-nonexistence where he could only communicate with people through sound, where he was as good as gone to those who were deaf, not needing to eat or sleep - just... drifting. He can't recall his earliest memories well even now, but he imagines in must have been similar. An existence without any form of self-awareness wouldn't care, but Oz had been struck by how lonely it was.

That's just one of the things that happens to be on his mind, though it's not voiced just yet. His expression softens instead when he feels a hand against his head, reminded of how nice it is to have a body that can interact with the physical world.]


—I'm just thinking about how incredible it is that you would serve a meal to a cat first instead of your master! [Dastardly.

...But Oz came here for a reason today, beyond making sure that Gilbert was all right. He doesn't plan on shying away.]


We can talk while we eat.
harepiece: (muffled 80s power balads)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-01-11 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[LAUGHING like a tyrant, and then following after Gilbert as he gets crackin. He's got his body back, Gil is as easy to fluster as ever, life is PRETTY GOOD. It's almost enough to distract him from the heavy topics that are about to be smacked down onto the counter!!]

Let's have breakfast for dinner! [BOTH. It's probably a little too early for dinner but whatever, they make their own rules here.

Anyway, he's going to be a kitchen helper apparently, merrily moseying his way over to the fridge and popping it open, sticking his head inside.]
Do you have bacon and eggs?
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-01-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gil no... no spree shopping on the verge of an Important Discussion!! Oz will dutifully pull out the bacon and eggs once he's found both, placing them on the counter next to the bowls that Gil's brought down.]

What about toast? Let's have some of that, too! You keep your bread over here, right?

[LIKE HE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW he's totally making a beeline for it.]
harepiece: (it's a croissant you fool)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-10 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow Gilbert, go thank people, it won't kill you!!

But he'll successfully rescue the loaf of bread from wherever it is, taking care to bring it back and place it on the counter wherever Gil's setting up his work.]


Hmm... [Like he really needs to think this over, either?!] What about something sweet? Do you have any jam or honey?
harepiece: (the sunniest shitlord)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oz immediately goes for the jar of honey and pulls it over to himself, unscrewing the cap so he can rudely stick a finger in... He'll continue talking like he's not being a honey bandit, though!!]

I knew I could depend on Gil to be prepared! I haven't had any of your cooking in ages, so let's eat as soon as possible, okay?

[It's probably been like, a day. Maybe two... IT'S NOT RARE FOR OZ TO COME OVER TO DEMAND FOOD...]
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[His praise is (usually) genuine, at least!! He's also not stopping with his honey stealing, either. No escape.]

I won't, I won't! [WAVING HIS FREE HAND.] This is really good, though. I think I could eat a whole spoonful by itself...

[He's turning around... he's walking away... he's digging through Gil's drawers to find a spoon.]
harepiece: (trips out of a shoujo series)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S OUT OF CONTROL, A HELLION ON THE LOOSE--

Because he really does grab a spoon and scoop out as much honey as possible, immediately sticking it into his mouth and sealing his cavity and diabetes-filled fate.]


Ah, Gil's moving at the speed of light—!

[HE'S LEAVING AGAIN... this time he comes back with a second spoon?!]

Do you want some, too?
harepiece: gilbert's a grandma (you're good at cooking! and knitting!!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes thanks for the much-needed reassurance Gilbert...

He's also not doing EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. Instead, he just starts tailing Gilbert around while he flits from spot to spot in the kitchen actually trying to get things accomplished. In The Way™...]


Is there anything I can help with?

[He says with the honey jar in one hand, Gilbert's spoon in the other, and another spoon still in his mouth.]
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[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
I can do both!

[YEAH! YEAH!! HELL YEAH he's on a roll now and no one's going to stop him!! He'll put Gil's spoon down on the counter next to the honey jar, though he keeps his with him. Who knows why... just in case he gets a sudden craving in the middle of the Difficult Task that is putting pre-sliced bread into a toaster, maybe??

Which is the first thing he proceeds to do, lining up four pieces in the slots and cramming them down a little inelegantly BUT HEY, it gets the job done... He then goes back to rummaging around in the drawers, pulling out two sets of knives, spoons and forks. After that, he'll flounce off to go set the table, picking two places directly across from each other.]
harepiece: (master of EXTREMELY MUNDANE TASKS)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-28 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[What was that about keeping Oz away from the honey jar, because he sure is slowly moseying back in its direction...

But Gil's suggestion is a successful distraction! He's quick to glance over that way instead, and then happily flits off to get his plate. He stops once he's standing even with the stove and holds it up!]


Here! [And then just sort of leaning in the direction of the stove...] Breakfast smells extra good today, somehow!
harepiece: (he looks like he's poppin out of a cloud)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-31 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Maybe! It's been a long time since I've had breakfast here, after all! [Like two days...

But Oz will take his plate of breakfast treasure and tromp his way back on over to the table, pleased with the meal that's about to be had. IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. He can almost focus entirely on that and forget that he came here to talk about some really dire stuff-!!

After taking a first bite of bacon:]


Just like I hoped! Your cooking really is the best, Gil!
harepiece: (aw shucks)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-31 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
[REMEMBER TO FEED DINAH GIL, GOD!!!!]

I've been trying to cook for myself more, lately! [Which says about all that needs to be said, considering Oz still occasionally sets fire to his apartment even after having months to get used to the appliances in the kitchen...

But he'll crunch his way through about half of that piece of bacon before speaking up again.]


You know, I've tried a lot of cooking since I got here! People make extra food all the time, and there are so many restaurants... But yours is still my favorite. [His smile becomes a little more subdued after that, and he says (to his eggs):]

I'm glad you're here. I know it isn't the best place to be sometimes, but... [It's already hard enough without Alice. He's not sure he would be able to handle things even half as well without Gil, too.]

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