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RAVEN (ɴɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ, ɢɪʟʙᴇʀᴛ) ([personal profile] corvis) wrote2014-08-24 12:46 pm

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[personal profile] harepiece 2014-12-28 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL THAT'S EXCELLENT, having his own body back and all, everyone else being back to normal...

So Gilbert's apartment is the first he makes a beeline for, considering A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED and he couldn't do much about it, considering he was stuck floating around as a disembodied voice that couldn't even open doors for himself. In fact, he's taking advantage of the door-opening thing RIGHT NOW to let himself into the apartment again. At least the hour isn't stupid o'clock this time?!]


Gil! I'm coming in!

[He... he says after busting through the door... he's already standing in the living room HI GIL.]
harepiece: (muffled 80s power balads)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-12-30 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT SURE IS a loud scream and a crash!! Oz would be more concerned, but he's heard this scream before... HIS FAVORITE SCREAM OF PANIC. So he's actually not surprised at all when he dashes into the kitchen and sees Dinah trotting away victoriously. In fact, he goes after the cat first like the truly loving friend he is...]

Diiinah! [Once he gets over to where she's happily chewing away at her dinner, he crouches down to pet her cute kitty head and gently scratch behind her ears.] I'm glad you're being fed well! Gil's doing a good job, right?

[Gil who may or may not be unconscious...

Luckily he's not feeling too sadistic today though, so he'll tromp back over to Gilbert's side soon enough and plop himself down on the floor.]


But this is a really sad sight... How long are you going to take a nap on the floor? [Reaching out to prod at his cheek...]
harepiece: (a mature adult)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-12-30 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY gosh Gil get yourself together!!

He'll prod his cheek once or twice more and then graduate to a light slap if he rudely continues to stay in semi-shock.]


Come ooon, Gil! [HE'S NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER HERE.] Dinah's left already. How long are you going to make me wait for breakfast?

[PROD PROD pinching Gilbert's nose shut like a little demon...]
harepiece: (oh my god is right)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-12-31 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[A VICTORY. An underhanded victory but who's keeping track, not him!!

He'll mercifully let go of Gilbert's nose as soon as he sits upright, at least, since he might actually end up killing him or something at this rate. GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, GIL. Instead, his hands come to rest against one of Gilbert's knees with a gentle pat, like he's reassuring some poor senile grandpa...]


Ah, it looks like your hearing is leaving you in your old age. That's no good! I really can't leave you alone at all, can I?

[He'll need to get walkers for all of his friends at this rate, how tragic...!!

But there is some marginally serious sentiment buried beneath the joking - something that makes his tone sound a little thinner than it might normally be.]
harepiece: (no excuses)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-12-31 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[TIME TO GLUE HIMSELF TO GILBERT'S SIDE.

He probably will be sticking close in the coming days, that said, since being without his body had been a more terrifying experience than he'd like to admit. Stuck in a state of quasi-nonexistence where he could only communicate with people through sound, where he was as good as gone to those who were deaf, not needing to eat or sleep - just... drifting. He can't recall his earliest memories well even now, but he imagines in must have been similar. An existence without any form of self-awareness wouldn't care, but Oz had been struck by how lonely it was.

That's just one of the things that happens to be on his mind, though it's not voiced just yet. His expression softens instead when he feels a hand against his head, reminded of how nice it is to have a body that can interact with the physical world.]


—I'm just thinking about how incredible it is that you would serve a meal to a cat first instead of your master! [Dastardly.

...But Oz came here for a reason today, beyond making sure that Gilbert was all right. He doesn't plan on shying away.]


We can talk while we eat.
harepiece: (muffled 80s power balads)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-01-11 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[LAUGHING like a tyrant, and then following after Gilbert as he gets crackin. He's got his body back, Gil is as easy to fluster as ever, life is PRETTY GOOD. It's almost enough to distract him from the heavy topics that are about to be smacked down onto the counter!!]

Let's have breakfast for dinner! [BOTH. It's probably a little too early for dinner but whatever, they make their own rules here.

Anyway, he's going to be a kitchen helper apparently, merrily moseying his way over to the fridge and popping it open, sticking his head inside.]
Do you have bacon and eggs?
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-01-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gil no... no spree shopping on the verge of an Important Discussion!! Oz will dutifully pull out the bacon and eggs once he's found both, placing them on the counter next to the bowls that Gil's brought down.]

What about toast? Let's have some of that, too! You keep your bread over here, right?

[LIKE HE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW he's totally making a beeline for it.]
harepiece: (it's a croissant you fool)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-10 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow Gilbert, go thank people, it won't kill you!!

But he'll successfully rescue the loaf of bread from wherever it is, taking care to bring it back and place it on the counter wherever Gil's setting up his work.]


Hmm... [Like he really needs to think this over, either?!] What about something sweet? Do you have any jam or honey?
harepiece: (the sunniest shitlord)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oz immediately goes for the jar of honey and pulls it over to himself, unscrewing the cap so he can rudely stick a finger in... He'll continue talking like he's not being a honey bandit, though!!]

I knew I could depend on Gil to be prepared! I haven't had any of your cooking in ages, so let's eat as soon as possible, okay?

[It's probably been like, a day. Maybe two... IT'S NOT RARE FOR OZ TO COME OVER TO DEMAND FOOD...]
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[His praise is (usually) genuine, at least!! He's also not stopping with his honey stealing, either. No escape.]

I won't, I won't! [WAVING HIS FREE HAND.] This is really good, though. I think I could eat a whole spoonful by itself...

[He's turning around... he's walking away... he's digging through Gil's drawers to find a spoon.]
harepiece: (trips out of a shoujo series)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S OUT OF CONTROL, A HELLION ON THE LOOSE--

Because he really does grab a spoon and scoop out as much honey as possible, immediately sticking it into his mouth and sealing his cavity and diabetes-filled fate.]


Ah, Gil's moving at the speed of light—!

[HE'S LEAVING AGAIN... this time he comes back with a second spoon?!]

Do you want some, too?
harepiece: gilbert's a grandma (you're good at cooking! and knitting!!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes thanks for the much-needed reassurance Gilbert...

He's also not doing EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. Instead, he just starts tailing Gilbert around while he flits from spot to spot in the kitchen actually trying to get things accomplished. In The Way™...]


Is there anything I can help with?

[He says with the honey jar in one hand, Gilbert's spoon in the other, and another spoon still in his mouth.]
harepiece: (MY FRONDS)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
I can do both!

[YEAH! YEAH!! HELL YEAH he's on a roll now and no one's going to stop him!! He'll put Gil's spoon down on the counter next to the honey jar, though he keeps his with him. Who knows why... just in case he gets a sudden craving in the middle of the Difficult Task that is putting pre-sliced bread into a toaster, maybe??

Which is the first thing he proceeds to do, lining up four pieces in the slots and cramming them down a little inelegantly BUT HEY, it gets the job done... He then goes back to rummaging around in the drawers, pulling out two sets of knives, spoons and forks. After that, he'll flounce off to go set the table, picking two places directly across from each other.]

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