Okay, wait. For the sake of simplicity, and we assume everything is as being suggested [ aka he's anything more than a nerd ] You do realize you may not want a "heartbreaker" of any kind for this, right? [ because he's pretty sure the heartbreaker outcome is not the outcome she is looking for.
Even nerds can make sound assessments such as this.]
You're wrong. To be a heartbreaker, everything you do up until the moment you break their hearts has to be really effective. So, my friend will just take your advice up until the moment right before his friend's heart is broken, and it'll all be fine.
I can't in good conscience help in love-life affairs in a place like this that still should have curfews. [ and chaperones. he also can't help AT ALL regardless but you know... ]
gil rubs his temples a moment before he takes a step back and considers the situation before finally speaking up again. ]
This is going to sound weird, but wouldn't it be better to get the thoughts of someone closer to all of your ages? I'm pretty sure my idea of what will make someone happy is a lot different than a teenager's.
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Even nerds can make sound assessments such as this.]
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[That's not how this works...]
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...How old are you? And how old are they?
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[It's totally relevant.]
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[Cut them some slack, man, the three of them escaped from murderpark. They don't need bedtimes.]
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...All under sixteen. [ just a wild guess... ]
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[The silence is probably all the answer Gilbert needs.]
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[Yeah no Sheba can't even argue this.]
...I'm fifteen.
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gil rubs his temples a moment before he takes a step back and considers the situation before finally speaking up again. ]
This is going to sound weird, but wouldn't it be better to get the thoughts of someone closer to all of your ages? I'm pretty sure my idea of what will make someone happy is a lot different than a teenager's.
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[No, actually, she just wants to torment Gil.]
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...So, he thinks of other people his age as a kid but not himself?