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RAVEN (ɴɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ, ɢɪʟʙᴇʀᴛ) ([personal profile] corvis) wrote2014-08-24 12:46 pm

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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's a secret! But judging by your reaction, I guess I have the right guy.

[She hides a giggle behind one hand.] Do you have a few minutes to spare?
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Great, thanks!

[Just as planned...]

I'm going to need help from "suave heartbreaker" Gilbert more than "huge nerd" Gilbert, by the way. So, I've got a friend who's got a friend who's kind of a grumpy old man. He's not getting any less grumpy just with friendship. Do you think my friend should try to win his heart and soften him up that way instead?
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's a he.

[...is she talking about Oz and Ciel? Good lord.]

My friend, I mean. Anyway, his friend is just kind of a grumpy brat, but they live together, so I want to give him some good advice so it's not so much of a pain.
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[His praise is (usually) genuine, at least!! He's also not stopping with his honey stealing, either. No escape.]

I won't, I won't! [WAVING HIS FREE HAND.] This is really good, though. I think I could eat a whole spoonful by itself...

[He's turning around... he's walking away... he's digging through Gil's drawers to find a spoon.]
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She just has to be extra sneaky...]

My friend definitely wants to! Or else he would have kicked the grumpy guy to the curb by now.

[...]

Yes! That's the point! [That was kind of a long pause for an agreement, but whatever.] Who isn't grumpier when they have a good friend around? You're less grumpy when you spend time with your best friend, right?
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[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S OUT OF CONTROL, A HELLION ON THE LOOSE--

Because he really does grab a spoon and scoop out as much honey as possible, immediately sticking it into his mouth and sealing his cavity and diabetes-filled fate.]


Ah, Gil's moving at the speed of light—!

[HE'S LEAVING AGAIN... this time he comes back with a second spoon?!]

Do you want some, too?
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
...

[That was unexpected. Then again, maybe... not?]

My best friend tried to set me on fire once, so your way is probably better than it could be. [She huffs.] But, I told you! I need help from "suave heartbreaker" Gilbert, not "huge nerd" Gilbert. Punching someone in the face isn't a very friendly thing to do, you know!
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
You're wrong. To be a heartbreaker, everything you do up until the moment you break their hearts has to be really effective. So, my friend will just take your advice up until the moment right before his friend's heart is broken, and it'll all be fine.

[That's not how this works...]
harepiece: gilbert's a grandma (you're good at cooking! and knitting!!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-03-27 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes thanks for the much-needed reassurance Gilbert...

He's also not doing EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. Instead, he just starts tailing Gilbert around while he flits from spot to spot in the kitchen actually trying to get things accomplished. In The Way™...]


Is there anything I can help with?

[He says with the honey jar in one hand, Gilbert's spoon in the other, and another spoon still in his mouth.]
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see how that's relevant.

[It's totally relevant.]
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
No, it isn't... don't you know you should never ask a lady her age?
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[personal profile] uncoincidental 2015-03-27 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
If it helps ease your conscience a little, I think after everything we've all gone through, we've outgrown curfews.

[Cut them some slack, man, the three of them escaped from murderpark. They don't need bedtimes.]

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