I can do both!
[YEAH! YEAH!! HELL YEAH he's on a roll now and no one's going to stop him!! He'll put Gil's spoon down on the counter next to the honey jar, though he keeps his with him. Who knows why... just in case he gets a sudden craving in the middle of the Difficult Task that is putting pre-sliced bread into a toaster, maybe??
Which is the first thing he proceeds to do, lining up four pieces in the slots and cramming them down a little inelegantly BUT HEY, it gets the job done... He then goes back to rummaging around in the drawers, pulling out two sets of knives, spoons and forks. After that, he'll flounce off to go set the table, picking two places directly across from each other.]
[YEAH! YEAH!! HELL YEAH he's on a roll now and no one's going to stop him!! He'll put Gil's spoon down on the counter next to the honey jar, though he keeps his with him. Who knows why... just in case he gets a sudden craving in the middle of the Difficult Task that is putting pre-sliced bread into a toaster, maybe??
Which is the first thing he proceeds to do, lining up four pieces in the slots and cramming them down a little inelegantly BUT HEY, it gets the job done... He then goes back to rummaging around in the drawers, pulling out two sets of knives, spoons and forks. After that, he'll flounce off to go set the table, picking two places directly across from each other.]
...
[The silence is probably all the answer Gilbert needs.]
[The silence is probably all the answer Gilbert needs.]
Just because we look young doesn't mean we-
[Yeah no Sheba can't even argue this.]
...I'm fifteen.
[Yeah no Sheba can't even argue this.]
...I'm fifteen.
[ CRAWLING ANGSTFEST ... EVEN BETTER ... how the hell is he supposed to respect you anymore if you can't even mope like a decent person ... >:-(
Besides, he wasn't aware Oz ever existed until Gilbert became enamored with a kid who sincerely believed shonen optimism could save the day. It's kind of unfair, okay — no one tells him anything?! He practically had to wheedle it out of Oz with the threat of bug evisceration hanging over their heads, then Leo threw a wrench into things before dissipating right into the woodwork. Plus, he got insulted by his literal hero, Xerxes Break. If he can't trust his own family, he's destined to live out the rest of his days as a hermetic monk tilling soil and meditating on the bullshit he's gotten ensnared with thus far. It might be better for everyone if he did, but that's out of the question with his attitude. And, you know, that he can't start something without fucking it up halfway through.
In terms of ethos, Elliot's a loser through and through. He's just an unintentional one. ]
I suppose Vincent didn't mention that he threw a child out of his apartment window the other day.
[ That seems like a serious enough preface. Elliot pauses, allowing that idea to disseminate ugly notions about the reliability of their currently presumed insane sibling, then: ] I found her, by the way. She was bleeding profusely from the forehead and attempting to climb back in. I took the liberty of escorting her to the hospital because she clearly wasn't in her right mind.
[ He's not the type for voyeurism, but something in his tone scintillates. Words catching light in full-blown exposure, intending to cut through anything Gilbert might attempt to conceal with equivocation or well-intentioned duplicity. ]
You're my brother, Gilbert. You'd tell me if anything was troubling you, correct?
Besides, he wasn't aware Oz ever existed until Gilbert became enamored with a kid who sincerely believed shonen optimism could save the day. It's kind of unfair, okay — no one tells him anything?! He practically had to wheedle it out of Oz with the threat of bug evisceration hanging over their heads, then Leo threw a wrench into things before dissipating right into the woodwork. Plus, he got insulted by his literal hero, Xerxes Break. If he can't trust his own family, he's destined to live out the rest of his days as a hermetic monk tilling soil and meditating on the bullshit he's gotten ensnared with thus far. It might be better for everyone if he did, but that's out of the question with his attitude. And, you know, that he can't start something without fucking it up halfway through.
In terms of ethos, Elliot's a loser through and through. He's just an unintentional one. ]
I suppose Vincent didn't mention that he threw a child out of his apartment window the other day.
[ That seems like a serious enough preface. Elliot pauses, allowing that idea to disseminate ugly notions about the reliability of their currently presumed insane sibling, then: ] I found her, by the way. She was bleeding profusely from the forehead and attempting to climb back in. I took the liberty of escorting her to the hospital because she clearly wasn't in her right mind.
[ He's not the type for voyeurism, but something in his tone scintillates. Words catching light in full-blown exposure, intending to cut through anything Gilbert might attempt to conceal with equivocation or well-intentioned duplicity. ]
You're my brother, Gilbert. You'd tell me if anything was troubling you, correct?
[Guess who got swept up onto the chainmail extravaganza IT'S OZ.]
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!
(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!
(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))
[What was that about keeping Oz away from the honey jar, because he sure is slowly moseying back in its direction...
But Gil's suggestion is a successful distraction! He's quick to glance over that way instead, and then happily flits off to get his plate. He stops once he's standing even with the stove and holds it up!]
Here! [And then just sort of leaning in the direction of the stove...] Breakfast smells extra good today, somehow!
But Gil's suggestion is a successful distraction! He's quick to glance over that way instead, and then happily flits off to get his plate. He stops once he's standing even with the stove and holds it up!]
Here! [And then just sort of leaning in the direction of the stove...] Breakfast smells extra good today, somehow!
My friend's friend gets mad when people treat him like a kid, so if I asked someone closer to our age, he probably wouldn't be happy.
[No, actually, she just wants to torment Gil.]
[No, actually, she just wants to torment Gil.]
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
Because we're friends now, right?
[Yeah... friends...
But that's 3/5 down, Gil!! Surely you can get two more!]
Because we're friends now, right?
[Yeah... friends...
But that's 3/5 down, Gil!! Surely you can get two more!]
Hmm... Maybe! It's been a long time since I've had breakfast here, after all! [Like two days...
But Oz will take his plate of breakfast treasure and tromp his way back on over to the table, pleased with the meal that's about to be had. IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. He can almost focus entirely on that and forget that he came here to talk about some really dire stuff-!!
After taking a first bite of bacon:]
Just like I hoped! Your cooking really is the best, Gil!
But Oz will take his plate of breakfast treasure and tromp his way back on over to the table, pleased with the meal that's about to be had. IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. He can almost focus entirely on that and forget that he came here to talk about some really dire stuff-!!
After taking a first bite of bacon:]
Just like I hoped! Your cooking really is the best, Gil!
[REMEMBER TO FEED DINAH GIL, GOD!!!!]
I've been trying to cook for myself more, lately! [Which says about all that needs to be said, considering Oz still occasionally sets fire to his apartment even after having months to get used to the appliances in the kitchen...
But he'll crunch his way through about half of that piece of bacon before speaking up again.]
You know, I've tried a lot of cooking since I got here! People make extra food all the time, and there are so many restaurants... But yours is still my favorite. [His smile becomes a little more subdued after that, and he says (to his eggs):]
I'm glad you're here. I know it isn't the best place to be sometimes, but... [It's already hard enough without Alice. He's not sure he would be able to handle things even half as well without Gil, too.]
I've been trying to cook for myself more, lately! [Which says about all that needs to be said, considering Oz still occasionally sets fire to his apartment even after having months to get used to the appliances in the kitchen...
But he'll crunch his way through about half of that piece of bacon before speaking up again.]
You know, I've tried a lot of cooking since I got here! People make extra food all the time, and there are so many restaurants... But yours is still my favorite. [His smile becomes a little more subdued after that, and he says (to his eggs):]
I'm glad you're here. I know it isn't the best place to be sometimes, but... [It's already hard enough without Alice. He's not sure he would be able to handle things even half as well without Gil, too.]
[ ONLY GILBERT ... ONLY GILBERT WOULD DO SUCH A HALF-ASSED JOB OF CONVINCING HIM ... like half the time he keeps everything under wraps whenever Gilbert comes by, but thinking badly of his adopted siblings is such a new concept to him. That and no one tells him anything. Jerks. He deserves to be on the in-crowd and get informed with all the bullshit that's gone down since he kicked the bucket. It's not vilification, exactly, but on the receiving end Elliot's voice comes off as particularly judgmental, slung into the phone like an immiscible insult. ]
I don't know. I was hoping you knew something about it, seeing as how he's always concerned about you when you land yourself in trouble.
[ AKA why are you friends with Oz? Why is anyone friends with Oz? Why is Elliot himself friends with Oz? Vessalius's only (questionable???) charm points are his absurd optimism in the middle of crisis, and that's saying something. When it comes down to it, Elliot will hate you forever for abandoning him for a rabbit boy, a girl, and then Gilbert's own feelings, respectively, because it doesn't automatically relate to him in some way. This is what the call's really about. Ten entire tons of abandonment issues barely concealed by his own self-denigration in the matter because Gilbert never picks up the hint until it smacks him squarely in the face. ]
Both. It's not as if I care about what you do in your free time in particular, but if you don't even know what Vincent's been up to, you must be in trouble. It happened quite a while ago.
[ He's not helping matters digging his own grave, but Elliot's trying harder than he ever did when he was technically alive, so it matters that he's reaching out (or so he'll convince himself of, in the end). ]
... You can tell me what's wrong.
I don't know. I was hoping you knew something about it, seeing as how he's always concerned about you when you land yourself in trouble.
[ AKA why are you friends with Oz? Why is anyone friends with Oz? Why is Elliot himself friends with Oz? Vessalius's only (questionable???) charm points are his absurd optimism in the middle of crisis, and that's saying something. When it comes down to it, Elliot will hate you forever for abandoning him for a rabbit boy, a girl, and then Gilbert's own feelings, respectively, because it doesn't automatically relate to him in some way. This is what the call's really about. Ten entire tons of abandonment issues barely concealed by his own self-denigration in the matter because Gilbert never picks up the hint until it smacks him squarely in the face. ]
Both. It's not as if I care about what you do in your free time in particular, but if you don't even know what Vincent's been up to, you must be in trouble. It happened quite a while ago.
[ He's not helping matters digging his own grave, but Elliot's trying harder than he ever did when he was technically alive, so it matters that he's reaching out (or so he'll convince himself of, in the end). ]
... You can tell me what's wrong.
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