SHUT UP BUTTERBRAIN AT LEAST I'M NOT HUNGRY FOR OZFLESH LIKE YOU Besides, I'm a healthy, growing maiden. I need the nutrition. And I spent all week being invisible so I totally need more!!
I'm at home anyway, it's weird Still feeling uneasy
[ damn it?! Text messages he hates...!! ] don't talk about Oz that way! [ apparently fingers will not deny it the other way why is his life like this...!!! ]
it's not going to make your chest any bigger you know
And what did you expect me to do have a welcome back pie ready?! I had a week of problems to deal with!
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT OZ I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, PERVERT!!
MY CHEST IS BIG ENOUGH THANK YOU I DON'T HAVE SIZE ISSUES LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE and a pie would have been NICE after being invisible not everyone has a crazy stalker boyfriend butler you know!!
what problems could YOU have anyway did your dick shrivel up and die when you were going at it?
[ Gil, really, how will you satisfy Oz if you keep doing that? ]
[ wow he was going to answer that clarification but ...
... are you suggesting he has size issues. Well let him tell you...! ] my chest is just fine thanks.
[ are you suggesting he doesn't have problems ?! ] going at what ?! That doesn't even make sense! [ this is what happens when you talk to pure innocent stupid morons like Gil, Megumi ... obviously you need to share your comic stash with him... ]
Dinah is still here and Oz was missing and then some punk kid shot him and... [ basically Oz is not here Oz Oz Oz syndromes yes he's already back to that like before Megumi didn't you miss it. Oh yeah he might have been invisible too for the last day or so before things got better.
But who cares about that problem.
Except... a follow up text comes maybe a minute or two after: ]
ok fine ill make you a pie I guess
[ he is feeling a need to make sure she's eaten enough since coming back since that long without food is good for no one, especially since she's a Mage and needs to be able to at least run away or something?! ]
[ And after that message, it's about five minutes until she replies again- ]
It was just Starflower snarling at something These CyBuddies can be as bad as real pets I didn't know ravens could snar aslkjhfdjd..............................................;asfk;sdafa/fdsf
[ well that was already kind of weird to read and then it just derails into a mess of random keys. he's never seen her do that before. He hesitates just for a second before in the silence he hears something in his own bedroom.
That's more than enough for him. ]
Megumi, hey?! Damn it, hold on, I'm coming over there!
[ monsters can work to drag him off tbh. Do a little bit of a jog... ]
action sorry as always for this being late and setting this mid-monster chase;
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Text; [ 10/27 - Before being dragged off ]
DON'T IGNORE ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY YOU ASS ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE
[ Sorry Gil she's just worried... In her own way. ]
Text;
aJOB
Of course I am
where are you anyway!
[ it's okay he's worried too... in his own way as well as maybe about his door she can punch like no one's business ok :( ]
Text;
Besides, I'm a healthy, growing maiden. I need the nutrition.
And I spent all week being invisible so I totally need more!!
I'm at home anyway, it's weird
Still feeling uneasy
because you didn't make anything for me!!
Text;
NOY
nIT
[ damn it?! Text messages he hates...!! ] don't talk about Oz that way! [ apparently fingers will not deny it the other way why is his life like this...!!! ]
it's not going to make your chest any bigger you know
And what did you expect me to do have a welcome back pie ready?! I had a week of problems to deal with!
Text;
MY CHEST IS BIG ENOUGH THANK YOU
I DON'T HAVE SIZE ISSUES LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE
and a pie would have been NICE after being invisible
not everyone has a crazy stalker boyfriend butler you know!!
what problems could YOU have anyway
did your dick shrivel up and die when you were going at it?
[ Gil, really, how will you satisfy Oz if you keep doing that? ]
Text;
... are you suggesting he has size issues. Well let him tell you...! ] my chest is just fine thanks.
[ are you suggesting he doesn't have problems ?! ] going at what ?! That doesn't even make sense! [ this is what happens when you talk to pure innocent stupid morons like Gil, Megumi ... obviously you need to share your comic stash with him... ]
Dinah is still here and Oz was missing and then some punk kid shot him and... [ basically Oz is not here Oz Oz Oz syndromes yes he's already back to that like before Megumi didn't you miss it. Oh yeah he might have been invisible too for the last day or so before things got better.
But who cares about that problem.
Except... a follow up text comes maybe a minute or two after: ]
ok fine ill make you a pie I guess
[ he is feeling a need to make sure she's eaten enough since coming back since that long without food is good for no one, especially since she's a Mage and needs to be able to at least run away or something?! ]
Text; 1/4
Oh, never mind!! You're an idiot!!
[ Really Gil, if she didn't find that adorable, she wouldn't keep not making sense with her analogies. ]
And I'm going to show you what you should be going at
Only it might be hard when you have no dick!!
Text;
I want a meat pie and a sweet pumpkin apple pie
and some pudding after with cherry cake
Oh and a steak tartare
[ She's not going to be all HEY I ACTUALLY WANT COMPANY that would be too stupid ]
Text;
— huh.
I heard something in the bedroom.
I didn't invite anyone
Text;
It was just Starflower snarling at something
These CyBuddies can be as bad as real pets
I didn't know ravens could snar aslkjhfdjd..............................................;asfk;sdafa/fdsf
[ Guess who just got dragged off ]
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text;
[ even if you did should they be showing up in your bedroom...?! ]
Voice;
That's more than enough for him. ]
Megumi, hey?! Damn it, hold on, I'm coming over there!
[ monsters can work to drag him off tbh. Do a little bit of a jog... ]
action sorry as always for this being late and setting this mid-monster chase;